Anonymous said: please describe what it is like to live in the us??

iguanamouth:

every morning my alarm gun wakes me up by firing directly over my head and if i dont immediately get up and sing the star spangled banner i get arrested. all matters in court are settled with opponents dressing up in bald eagle costumes and fighting to the death. theres an american flag tattooed across my face. once i saw someone get punched in the head repeatedly at a barbeque because they said they didnt like apple pie and nobody helped them. nobody even tried


Like I really want to go back to school but it will be way weird to be a 28 year old in a class full of 22 year olds (I plan staring at cc but then transferring to a uni)



annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE


bagmilk:

when people ask you personal questions

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life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 




nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 



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