My impression of the average asshole guyGuy: I LOVE WOMEN!!!!!!! And by "women" i just mean their tits and ass lol. Women aren't people! hahaha rape joke! Women in the kitchen joke hahahahahhaahhaah! And don't expect me to respect them if they wear yoga pants or short shorts or show cleavage because why on earth would I respect them if they can't even respect themselves!?!?!?! What sluts! I hate sluts! I only sleep with them and then I leave! Lol....What? NO! That's not sexist or hypocritical! Duh it's evolution or something like that. A man has to spread his seed lol. I plan to sleep around until I'm ready to settle down...But not with a hoe! Can't turn a hoe into a housewife! lol Oh, and I love girls who are confident....but they should only be confident if they have a tiny waist, nice booty and big boobs. If they're too skinny or fat then that's gross ew. And cottage cheese thighs are yucky! What do you mean most women have cellulite?! Not the girls in the victoria secret catalogs or in my playboy magazines! UGH WHY ARE GIRLS SO OBSESSED WITH THEIR LOOKS?!?! I love the "natural look" I love it when girls don't wear makeup....OMG LOL look at that girl she looks like someone ate a pepperoni pizza and then threw up on a dead body! She needs to wear makeup! I love girls with big boobs! I even have an "I love boobies" bracelet! I'm helping cure cancer! I'll probably break up with my big breasted girlfriend when she gets older though because ew saggy tits lol! Wow, that girl has fake tits? What a superficial whore! No, no! Let me pay! I'm the man! I should be making more money than you! Ugh...that bitch is such a gold digger! .....I don't get why my girlfriend broke up with me! She's such a crazy bitch! She's probably on her period!....Lol girls are so stupid! Men are way more smarter! Why do you think we haven't had a woman president yet? No, it's not because sexism still exists, duh! It's because men were meant to be in charge! HELLO GOD IS A GUY! and he's in charge of everything! He created the earth!!!! Sexism against men is a serious issue! HELLO false rape accusation? THAT'S THE REAL PROBLEM! And I can't wear pink without being called gay! That's sexism right there .......UGH WHY wont anyone go out with me I'M A NICE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
